Curmudgeon's Corner

cur-mud-geon: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner

Aphorisms For A Spring Day


  • The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
  • Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
  • Seat belts are not as confining as wheel chairs.
  • How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
  • Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
  • Scratch a cat and you'll have a permanent job.
  • No one ever says, It's only a game", when they're winning.
  • The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
  • Have you ever thought about the fact that, in forty years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?  And rap music will be the Golden Oldies?
  • Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind; and, the ones that mind don't matter.


The Curmudgeon Blog today is titled "Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire?"

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