Curmudgeon's Corner

cur-mud-geon: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner

Generic 'Mission Statement'...


I have seen this 'mission statement' advertised in the form of a plaque for a long time.  I always seem to get a laugh from it, and thought it only right that I share this with you.

Please feel free to provide your recommendations as to what organization might be able to adopt this generic version:

                    MISSION STATEMENT

          We, the willing, led by the unknowing

          Are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


               We have done so much for so long

                             With so little,

                       We are now qualified

                  To do anything with nothing

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